Zombie Ass Kickers!!!

This weekend, "Zombie Apocalypse" premieres on SyFy (8 p.m. CST, Oct. 29). Admittedly, I am not completely sick of the zombie genre even though it's run its course. Still, I haven't watched one episode of AMC's "The Walking Dead" (I guess, anything that's "critically acclaimed is a turnoff").

On Saturday, I'll definitely tune into this flick from Asylum Pictures (the modern day AIP??).

Of course, a big draw is the presence of Ving Rhames, who battled the living dead in a few other movies. He's definitely one of the top zombie ass kickers in movie history. Consider his rock solid performance in the 2004 remake of "Dawn of the Dead."



Rhames also starred in another George Romero remake, "Day of the Dead." This movie didn't have quite the impact of "Dawn," but it's still pretty good. Rhames plays a tough soldier caught up in a world plagued by a zombie virus. This straight-to-DVD feature also featured Nick Cannon, Mena Suvari and a pre-"90210" AnnaLynne McCord. A lot of people hated it, but judge for yourself. It's on Showtime every now and then.



Rhames isn't the only skull crushing good guy in the world of zombie flicks. Before Rhames became the go-to badass in "Dawn of the Dead," Ken Foree delivered the goods in the original version of that film. He played Peter, a SWAT cop, who fights the living dead in the projects and in a shopping mall. An imposing guy, Foree's presence in the movie sealed his fame as a horror movie hero. I'll always remember watching this at a midnight screening. The audience went nuts when Foree went mano a mano with the dead hordes toward the end of the film. Foree also has a cameo in the remake.



Before Foree, Duane Jones used brains instead of brawn to survive in George Romero's original "Night of the Living Dead." As Ben, Jones was the sole voice of reason in a farm house besieged by zombies. The character's ultimate fate still leaves audiences reeling when they watch this classic. Jones didn't go on to make any other horror movies, but he set the standard for future zombie movie protagonists.



A few other zombie bashers worth noting:

Patricia Tallman (as Barbara) in Tom Savini's 1990 remake of "Night of the Living Dead": Tallman, a stuntwoman and actress, was like "Ripley" in Alien. Not only was she the only sane voice in a zombie-ridden world, she was a bonafide badass (expertly handling firearms and other weapons).



Mungo McKay (as Marion) in "Undead". This Australian import featured McKay as an odd, gun master who is nearly invincible as he leads other characters against infected hordes of murderous zombies. He's kind of like a laconic version of Ash from the "Evil Dead" movies. Check it out. It's not your typical zombie movie.



I know I am leaving out others including Milla Jojovich as Alice in the "Resident Evil" franchise and Bruce Campbell as Ash in the "Evil Dead" series. Leave a comment if you think of any others worth mentioning.

Burt! Bronson! Nuff said.

Like action? Like moustaches? You'll LOVE two killer action films available on Comcast/Xfinity On Demand. Take your pick from Charles Bronson's "10 to Midnight" or Burt Reynolds "Malone." Both are great 1980s action flicks.



"10 to Midnight" (1983) is the sleazier of the two. It's pretty typical fare from Cannon Films, which churned out tons of B-movies during the Reagan era. The movie focuses on a perverted serial killer. Bronson plays Leo Kessler, a hard ass detective, who will stop at nothing to put this guy behind bars...even planting evidence. It's very seedy, but Bronson seemed to be in a lot of these movies in the 1980s. The killer (who runs around nude most of the time) is played by Gene Davis, who was no stranger to exploitation films ("Cruising" among others). Look for supporting roles from other B-movie vets Andrew Stevens and Wilford Brimley (who also sports a pretty intense moustache). Bronson does what he does best. He curses, shoots, does not follow the "book" and pretty much kicks ass through this entire film.



"Malone" (1987) is the more watchable of these two films. Burt Reynolds plays the titular ex-CIA agent who trys to save a small town from a corrupt millionaire (the recently departed Cliff Robertson) and his army of thugs. This movie was released during Reynolds' "action" period in the mid to late 1980s. Lauren Hutton plays Reynolds' love interest. It's actually pretty good, and Burt is excellent as the stone faced, hard hitting Malone. Great shootouts and fight scenes, and Reynolds sports a pretty thick toupee!

Both movies are available on Xfinity On Demand. Find "10 to Midnight" under Free Movies. Just click Impact Action on Demand under "Pretty Dangerous."

For "Malone," go to Free Movies and go to "Category." Look for "Action" and scroll to "Malone."

The Ultimate Ranger!

In honor of the Texas Rangers making it to the World Series...and coming through in Game 2, the Weekend Drive-in celebrates the ultimate Texas Ranger - "Lone Wolf McQuade."

Before Chuck Norris became a fixture on 1990s TV as "Walker, Texas Ranger," he played maverick lawman McQuade in this 1983 action flick. Apparently, this movie was the inspiration for "Walker," but the names were changed due to copyrights.

Filmed in El Paso, Texas, this movie follows the adventures of the titular Texas Ranger as he tries to take down a nutcase arms dealer Wilkes (played by David "Kung Fu" Carradine. McQuade is quite a bit different than "Walker." He loves to drink beer (Pearl) and pretty much breaks every law possible when apprehending the bad guys. A pretty cool cast rounds out this movie including Robert "Star Trek: Voyager" Beltran, Leon Isaac Kennedy (of the superb "Penetentiary" series) and the always awesome Barbara Carrera. The highlight is a kung fu confrontation between Norris and Carradine, who reportedly refused to use stunt doubles.

Catch the action TONIGHT, Oct. 21 on THIS TV (9 p.m. CST).

Happy Birthday Bela!!!

Shouldn't Oct. 20 be a holiday?? After all, it's the birthday of screen great Bela Lugosi. This is the guy who brought "Dracula" to life on the big screen, helped immortalize Ed D. Wood Jr. and starred in the world's very first zombie movie. He also inspired an awesome Goth-rock classic!

The Hungarian-born Lugosi has long been an icon in the world of B-movie although his talents far exceeded many of the cinematic clunkers in which he starred.

This month on Comcast/Xfinity On Demand, you can see one of Lugosi's finest works, "White Zombie." Look under Free Movies for this classic. Lugosi plays Murder Legrande, a sinister voodoo master who transforms people into mindless slaves. It's pretty cool, and Lugosi steals the show with his wild eyes and crazed delivery.

Dance! Dance! Dance!

I'll be honest. I was in high school when the original "Footloose" was released. I was pretty much the intended demographic for that movie. Needless to say I never saw it. Didn't see it at the movies or on cable...and Lord knows that its been aired on TV zillions of times.

Anyways, I wasn't interested in the original and am less interested in this remake. That doesn't mean that the Weekend Drive-In can't appreciate dance movies. I certainly think that John Travolta's breakout dance scene in "Saturday Night Fever" still kicks much ass.

Of course, that movie helped set the standard for contemporary dance flicks, but there are B-gems that should not be overlooked.

These include...

"Disco Godfather"(1979): Any movie with Rudy Ray Moore is worth watching. This one is awesome! Moore plays Tucker Williams, an ex-cop turned DJ who screams "Put Your Weight On it!" as he spins records. When he's not delivering the funk, he's out to smash the local angel dust ring. I had the good fortune of interviewing Moore about 12 years ago, and he was very proud of this movie.



"Thank God It's Friday" (1978): This is pretty much the disco version of "Car Wash." My mom took me to see this when I was a kid. Loved it. It follows a crazy cast of characters during a wild night at a disco. Look for Jeff Goldblum as a sleazy disco manager, Debra Winger as a lonely co-ed, Berlin vocalist Terri Nunn and Donna Summer as an aspiring vocalist (she sings the hit "Last Dance). Plus, the Commodores perform.



"Skatetown U.S.A." (1979): This is one of a few roller disco movies that emerged in the late 1970s. It's definitely the wackiest. Plus, the cast is incredible: Patrick Swayze, Maureen McCormick (Marsha from "The Brady Bunch"), Ron Palillo (Horschack from "Welcome Back Kotter"), Billy Barty and Ruth Buzzi. Swayze struts his stuff on roller skates. It's definitely cooler than "Dirty Dancing."

Get Your Halloween On!

It's October! That means TONS of horror movies all month long...not to mention "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

In any event, Turner Classic Movies will make Mondays fun again. "Classic Horror Mondays" features old school creature features. This week, the original "The Wolf Man" kicks off the screams at 7 p.m. It's the ultimate werewolf movie and the movie that launched Lon Chaney Jr.'s career.



Upcoming scarefests worth noting include Christopher Lee in "Horror of Dracula" at 7 p.m. (CST), Oct. 17. Many people credit this 1958 classic for reviving the horror genre. Also, look for William Castle's "The Tingler," a film that had a massive publicity push in 1959...thanks to vibrating theater seats that gave audiences an extra jolt of fear. "The Tingler" airs at 10 p.m. (CST), Oct.17.

Charles Napier 1936 - 2011

The Weekend Drive-In remembers the great Charles Napier. Tough guy actor Napier died this week at the age of 75.

Napier's filmography is pretty extensive. It includes both big budget and B-grade drive-in movies including Russ Meyer's "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls,""Rambo,""Silence of the Lambs" and many others. He also lent his rugged voice to several animated series including "Superman: The Animated Series."

His versatile talents also found their way to the small screen. Trekkies will always remember him as space hippie Adam in "Star Trek." That was my earliest memory of the great Napier, but I also recall him as bad guy Hammer in short-lived trucker show "B.J.and the Bear." I also can't forget that he provided the growls on "The Incredible Hulk" series.

So long, Charles! If the Weekend Drive-in ever starts a Hall of Fame, you will be among its first inductees.

Join the Countdown to Halloween!

The Weekend Drive-In is officially participating in the Countdown to Halloween! Stay tuned to this blog for updates on TV creature features in October.

Forgotten Zombies

Zombies don't die easily. These days, the lumbering undead are featured in commercials, a TV series and countless movies including the upcoming "Zombie Apocalypse" premiering Oct. 29 on SyFy.

Of course, zombie flicks have been around for decades. According to Wikipedia, 1932's "White Zombie" starring Bela Lugosi is the very first horror movie to feature zombies. In that movie, the slow moving creatures aren't undead at all. They're actually drugged slaves.

It seems, however, that the same old dead man walking movies are always on TV: 2004's "Dawn of the Dead," "Resident Evil," etc. Several pretty cool zombie films should be aired more often including these gems:


Zombi 2 Lucio Fulci 1979 TRAILER by soulpatrol

"Zombie" (ake "Zombi 2"): Like gore? You'll love this gross out extravaganza from Italian schlockmaster Lucio Fulci. This was actually billed as a sequel to George A. Romero's original "Dawn of the Dead" (retitled "Zombi" in Italy) across the pond. It's not connected to that movie, but it still rocks. The action takes place on the cursed island of Matool, where the dead are rising and eating/infecting the living. Look for Mia Farrow's sister, Tisa, as the lead heroine. The zombies are pretty creepy. The guy featured on the movie poster (with worms in his eye) freaked me out when I was kid. VERY graphic!!! Lots of blood, guts and gore, so keep your finger on the fast-forward button if you're squeamish. Also, look for a pretty cool shark vs. zombie battle.



"Shock Waves": This is a super low budget 70s flick. The zombies are actually Nazi super soldiers that have been preserved and living on an island. They're all blond, pale and wearing giant goggles. Brooke Adams is the heroine and stars opposite horror vets John Carradine and Peter Cushing. I loved this movie as a kid! I have not seen it in years but can recommend it. Love the tagline on the trailer: "The faster you run...the quicker you DIE!"



"Night of the Comet": This is a very underrated 1980s movie. It's kind of like a low rent John Hughes movie crossed with "The Omega Man." A comet flies over the earth and disintegrates anyone in its path. Only a handful of people who were shielded from its flyover survive. A few unlucky fools, however, have been transformed into murderous zombies. A pair of teen babes are among the survivors and have to fend off the comet killers, as well as raid the mall. A few other non-zombies also show up. Look for Robert Beltran of "Star Trek: Voyager" and B-queen Mary Woronov (Principal Togar in "Rock n' Roll High School). This has been running on THIS TV...but not very often.

Antie Maim!

As I write this week's entry, I am watching "Glass Trap" on Showtime Beyond. It's yet another movie about giant ants terrorizing people. It's not too bad and features an excellent cast: C. Thomas Howell, Stella Stevens and Martin Kove! It's directed by the great Fred Olen Ray.

The ant special effects are pretty bad, but I can't really think of a movie where giant ants didn't look awful.

If you like SyFy-style giant bug movies, keep your eyes open for this sleazy gem. Better yet, revisit these awesome classics when they're on the tube...or look for the DVDs.



Empire of the Ants (1977): I saw this at a midnight movie when I was a kid. Loved it! Joan Collins stars in this VERY low budget shocker form American International Pictures (the source of of many great B-flicks). It's directed by schlock auteur Bert I. Gordon ("The Amazing Colossal Man"). THIS TV has been airing this movie on weekends, so keep an eye out for it.



Them! (1954): The ORIGINAL big ant movie! This movie preyed upon people's fears of atomic energy. The ants in this movie were apparently created following nuclear tests. They're pretty big...and pretty fake. The cast kicks ass though: James Whitmore, James Arness, Fess Parker! It's the best of the bunch and occasionally runs on Turner Classic Movies.

Happy Birthday Elvira!!!!

Today, the Weekend Drive-In salutes Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (aka Cassandra Peterson)! The popular horror hostess turns 60 today!

Gotta love Elvira. She's hilarious! Plus, her syndicated "Movie Macabre" continues to introduce horror fans to crazy B-movies. Currently, THIS TV airs Elvira's antics at 4 a.m. (CST) on Sunday mornings and midnight on Mondays. This weekend, the mistress presents 1952 amazon epic "Untamed Women."

Of course, Elvira has appeared on countless movies and TV shoes. Among those features is her self-titled 1988 comedy, "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark." It's rarely shown on cable and definitely worth seeking out on DVD. A sequel, "Elvira's Haunted Hills" followed in 2001.

So, have a cocktail and some cake...and don't forget to set the DVR for the next installment of "Elvira's Movie Macabre."

Feeding Frenzy!

"Soylent Green" is a classic. Classic premise...classic shock ending...and of course, it stars the classic Chuck Heston!

These days, I couldn't see the highly Republican Heston supporting a sci-fi movie about the dangers of global warming and overpopulation. Luckily, he starred in this 1971 gem that is currently part of Comcast/Xfinity On Demand's Free Movies selections (look under Preferred Collection).

Many die-hard cult film fans have seen this countless times, and it is certainly worth revisiting.

The film is set in the 21st century. Greenhouse gases have ravaged the earth, and populations are out of control. Manhattan itself has more than 40 million people living there. The city is a steamy, dirty hellhole filled with haves and have nots.

One of the haves, the rich Simonson (Joseph Cotten), is brutally murdered. Grunt detective Thorn (Heston) is assigned to the case and discovers that the slain Simonson was a board member of the omnipotent Soylent Corporation. With food in short supply, the Soylent Corporation manufactures wafers filled with vegetable protein that have become the staples of the American diet. The most recent product, "Soylent Green," is apparently rich with harvested plankton.

Anyways, Thorn finds himself in over his head trying to solve this mystery. He's aided by roommate Sol(E.G. Robinson in his final role), a book-smart senior who remembers the days when the air was clean and food was plentiful. Thorne also finds romance with the HOT Shirl (Leigh Taylor Young), Simonson's concubine. On his tail are a gaggle of thugs led by Chuck "Rifleman" Connors.

If you haven't seen this movie before, what are you waiting for? It actually holds up fairly well and explores themes that are still fairly topical.

I won't spoil the ending, but it's one of 70s sci-fi cinema's most iconic conclusions. Check it out, and let me know what you think.

Triple Trashfest Sunday

What to do after church...if you actually go...today? Pour yourself a stiff drink and relax with a trio of trash flicks on the best movie channel on cable THIS.

First up is "I Saw What You Did" at 12:30 p.m. starring John Ireland and Joan Crawford. Directed by movie gimmick master William Castle, this is a great thriller about a phone prank gone wrong. Some bored teens randomly call a guy (Ireland) who just murdered his wife and say "I saw what you did..." Bad idea. Ireland, who is having an affair with the kids' wild neighbor (Crawford) tracks these teens down. They should have used the ol' "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" gag. It's better than you would think thanks to crazed performances by the two senior leads and expert handling by maestro Castle. Castle was a bit of a PR guy and usually had some crazy gimmick attached to his films (life insurance policies in case of fright-induced death, floating skeletons in theaters, vibrating seats). According to Wikipedia, he originally planned seat belts for those who might be scared out of their seats. The idea was apparently abandoned.



Next up is Hammer Films classic "The Brides of Dracula" at 2:30 p.m. starring Peter (Grand Moff Tarkin) Cushing. Drac doesn't appear in this one. Instead, we get lame Baron Meinster (David Peel) and a gaggle of vampire ladies. It's pretty typical Hammer fare, but the action-packed ending is worth the wait.



"The Invisible Woman" at 4:30 p.m. concludes this trio of semi-classics. This is the third movie in the "Invisible Man" series. It focuses on a model (Virginia Bruce) who is fired from her department store job. She winds up being a test subject for an invisibility device designed by a nutty scientist (John Barrymore). Of course, she uses this new power to make life miserable for her former boss.

Flight Risk!

Back in the day, traveling by air was an experience. Passengers dressed up to board a plane, flight attendants treated people with respect and airports were magnificent structures. NOW, flying is a drag. Planes are too uncomfortable to wear anything more than shorts and t-shirts, flight attendants look as beaten down as the passengers and airports are the most miserable places to spend time.

This weekend, Retroplex takes audiences back to the glory days of flying with a double dose of disaster flicks..."Airport" and "Airport 1975."

First up is "Airport 1975," which is probably the best of the bunch. After all, it stars the almighty Charlton Heston. Chuck has to save the day when a 747 collides with a small plane. Well, the smaller craft is immediately destroyed and the crew of passenger jet is killed (except for the captain who is left blind). Heston and sidekick George (King of the Disaster Movies) Kennedy come up with a plan to lower a pilot into the cockpit of the runaway jet. It's pretty nuts, but entertaining throughout. Read this past review from an earlier edition of the Weekend Drive-In. "Airport 1975" takes off at 5:10 a.m., Sept. 4.

The original blockbuster "Airport" (based on Arthur Hailey's novel) departs at 8:30 a.m., Sept. 4 This was a smash hit back in 1970 and was one of the movies that launched the decade's "all-star" cast craze. Dean Martin is the pilot, the HOT Jackie Bisset is his lover (HOW did that happen???) and Burt Lancaster is the airport manager. The plot centers on a nutjob demolition expert (Van Heflin) who wants to commit suicide so his wife can collect the insurance money. Unfortunately, he wants to do so by exploding a bomb on a plane!! Add a diamond-smuggling Helen Hayes (who won an Oscar for this) and George Kennedy to the mix, and you have a bonafide 70s celebrity smorgasbord.

Update: I just noticed that these movies AND "Airport '77" are on Movieplex On Demand on Comcast. If you missed 'em Sunday, you can experience the "Airport" series at your leisure.

Psycho Teen!!!

Before Alicia Silverstone became the role model for hot vegans, she was a teen pop tart appearing in Aerosmith videos and superb B-movie "The Crush."

These days, movies like this are commonplace on Lifetime Movie Network, but this epic was released in theaters back in 1993.

The story focuses on unassuming nerdy writer Nick (Cary Elwes), who rents a house from a well-to-do family. The family's teen daughter Adrian (Silverstone) is not so well-to-do psychologically and develops an obsession with her parents' tenant. Of course, she makes life very difficult for this dude and puts him in some very uncomfortable situations...even leading other adults to think they're engaged in a physical relationship! Things go from bad to worse and it's soon apparent that this guy will lose more than his deposit at this apartment in hell.

If you're not watching "Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus" on SyFY, check out this great flick on Encore Romance at 8 p.m. (CST), tonight.

Shark Day on SyFy!!!

Summer's pretty much over, so wind down this painfully hot summer with an all-day shark fest on SyFy. Tune in today starting at 8 a.m. (CST).

The highlight is "Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus" starring Jaleel "Urkel" White and Robert Picardo of "Star Trek: Voyager." This star-studded bloodbath starts at 8 p.m. It's from the AWESOME people at The Asylum.

Nice Guys Finish Last.

MTV celebrated 30 years of rock n' roll this year. Okay, the last few years have been more focused on reality shows focused on sex and partying ("Jersey Shore" among others). Still, MTV's impact on popular culture can't be denied.

Back in the day, teen movies weren't unlike "Jersey Shore" and they featured soundtracks featuring the hitmakers that defined the early days of MTV. Exhibit A..."The Last American Virgin."

God knows I watched this countless times on The Movie Channel when it appeared on cable. Now, it's on "Impact: Action on Demand," and is still worth watching. Based on Israeli B-flick "Lemon Popsicle," this movie tells the story of three L.A. teens -- Gary (Lawrence Monoson), Rick (Steve Antin) and David (Joe Rubbo) -- on their constant search for sex.

Gary falls hard for new student Karen (Diane Franklin), but she has eyes for Rick.

This is an above average early '80s sex comedy with an AWESOME soundtrack that really captures the era: Journey's "Open Arms," Devo's "Whip it," REO Speedwagon's "Keep on Lovin' You." All of these songs...particularly, the power ballads...are expertly inserted into each scene.

"The Last American Virgin" is a super sleazy flashback to the early '80s, but Monoson adds quite a bit of heart to this movie. Keep the Kleenex handy for a shock sad ending.

Terrorists Beware!

Long before 9/11 and the War on Terror, Chuck Norris was kicking terrorist ass on the silver screen. Today, you can see his greatest pro-USA movie "The Delta Force" on IFC (4:15 p.m. CST). It's pretty cheesy, but Chuck is at his best. Plus, he's under the command of an even bigger badass Lee Marvin. While Chuck can take out an anti-American thug with a swift kick to the skull, Marvin's scowl is probably even more devastating. Adding to the mayhem is 1970s-style "all star" cast (George Kennedy, Joey Bishop, Martin Balsam, Lainie Kazan). And, Robert Forster plays a pretty good extremist. The opening hijacking scene is actually pretty creepy...considering it predates 9/11 by 15 years. Still, this is a great Reagan-era "All-American" action epic. So, fire up the grill, cook up those Freedom Fries and forget about those boneheads trying to raise the debt ceiling. "Delta Force" is a blast from USA's glorious and nutty past.

When Captain America Throws His Mighty Shield...

"Captain America: First Avenger" finally hits theaters this weekend. Almost as cool is the fact that the awesome programmers at SyFy have planned a triple feature of movies featuring the shield-wielding super dude. The fireworks begin tomorrow, July 21

First up, Reb Brown kicks ass as the 1970s-era Captain in "Captain America" (1979)at 4 p.m. (CST). The costume is all wrong, and the shield is clear plastic. This was still an awesome pilot for a TV show that never happened. Reb was a pretty decent 1970s hero...cool hair, he drove a killer van and was a Marine who moonlit as a painter.



Next, Reb returns in "Captain America II: Death Too Soon" (1979) at 6 p.m.. This time, he wears a costume that looks more like the one that appears in comics and battles a terrorist (Christopher Lee) who wants to wage chemical warfare. This was Reb's last appearance as the star-spangled stud. CBS didn't pick up "Captain America" as a series.



Matt Salinger (son of J.D.) was the next actor to wear the red, white and blue in "Captain America" (1990) - 8 p.m. (CST). This was intended as a theatrical release. I even remember seeing the poster at a theater. It wound up being a stinker, so it went straight to video. It's pretty slow, and Salinger barely appears in full Cap garb. It's more faithful to the comics than the TV movies, and the Red Skull (Scott Paulin) makes his screen debut. Still, Salinger's not a very good actor, and neither is this movie. Check it out though and let me know what you think.

"Scared to Death" on Elvira's Movie Macabre

Leave it to the Mistress of the Dark to deliver classic weekend scarefests. Not sure what's playing in other markets, but on THIS TV, Elvira's Movie Macabre presents Bela Lugosi classic "Scared to Death." Apparently, this is one of only three color movies Lugosi ever made. This 1947 shocker follows the story of a woman who was literally...scared to death. Set the DVR or stay up late. If your cable system carries THIS, you have two chances to see Bela in action: 4 a.m. (CST) Sunday, July 17 and midnight, July 18.

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Who Remembers 'Bloody Birthday'???

I watched plenty of early splatter shockers in the 1980s but don't remember 1981's "Bloody Birthday." The plot focuses on some kids (sharing the same birthday) who go nuts during a lunar eclipse. What a birthday! They terrorize their parents and local teenagers. If this sounds like a good movie for your weekend watching party, you're in luck! Turner Classic Movies (of all channels) is showing this slashfest tonight...or tomorrow morning (1 a.m. CST). Bake a cake and stay up for this one. Or, set the DVR and enjoy with your morning paper.

24-Hour Troma Movies!!!!

According to the Lloyd Kaufman himself, Comcast subscribers soon will have 24-access to Troma movies! Very good news indeed. If you like schlockfests like the "Toxic Avenger" series, "Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD," "Class of Nuke'em High," "Tromeo and Juliet" and others, start celebrating!

Now Read This: "The Age of TV Heroes"

It's been a super summer in theaters..."Green Hornet," "Thor," "X-Men: First Class," "Green Lantern" and soon, "Captain America." It's great to see so many classic characters on the big screen. Waaaay back in the day, however, comic movies were hard to come by. That's where TV came in. Comic characters have usually had an easier time getting on the small screen.

"The Age of TV Super Heroes" by Jason Hofius and George Khoury does a pretty good job of documenting small screen super series. Of course, the biggest shows are given expert treatment: "The Adventures of Superman," "Batman," "The Incredible Hulk." Short-lived shows and pilots also are given plenty of attention: "Shazam!," "Doctor Strange," "Captain America." Non-comic shows like "The Greatest American Hero" also are covered with excellent detail. I did notice, however, that FOX's "MANTIS" was MIA from this book.



The authors do a very good job of getting the backstories behind these shows, even ill-fated ones like 1978's excellent "Dr. Strange" (which didn't have a chance as it aired opposite blockbuster miniseries "Roots"). They also provide answers to questions that have haunted old school fanboys: "Why was the first season Captain Marvel replaced by an older, dumpier actor?" "Why was the setting of 'Wonder Woman' changed from WWII to the 1970s?"

This book is especially awesome for TV geezers like me, who grew up in the 1970s. For a brief period, all kinds of comic-based shows were popping up: "Wonder Woman," "The Incredible Hulk," "Spider-Man," "Captain America," "Dr. Strange." Sadly, even good ratings didn't save many of these shows/pilots. Hofius and Khoury revisit the super 70s and explore the rise and demise of these series.



Best of all, everything is packaged in a beautiful hardcover package...with an AWESOME Alex Ross cover.

Like super heroes? You'll dig this book.

"Swamp Shark" Premiere on Syfy!!!!

If you can't get enough of Syfy's shark-themed movies (and God knows there's a ton of 'em), you're probably psyched for Saturday's premiere of "Swamp Shark." I know I am.

The plot sounds pretty basic: a mutant shark swims amuck (no pun intended) in the Atchafalaya Basin. Expect a lot of rednecks to become shark bait and a pretty high body count.

The cast is pretty interesting: Kristy Swanson (still looks awesome), D.B. Sweeney, Robert Davi and baseball great Wade Boggs(!!!!).

Making this movie must have been deja vu for Swanson, who starred in another movie about sharks in a swamp "Red Water."

Anyways, catch the action on Syfy at 8 p.m. central.

Five Super Movies Every Fanboy Should See

"Green Lantern" opens in theaters this week. Fanboys are polishing their power rings and ready to recite the GL oath. I am not thrilled about Ryan Reynolds as the lead, but I'll take what I can get in a super hero movie.

This has already been a super year for comic movies: "Green Hornet," "Thor," "Almighty Thor" (on SyFy and DVD), X-Men: First Class." Plus, "Captain America" is due next month.

While this is a banner year for costumed heroes in movies, there are a host of cool comic movies available on DVD, Netflix or cable.

So, here are the Weekend Drive-In's Top Five Super Flicks:



5) "Swamp Thing" (1982): This is my favorite Wed Craven movie. Yes, Swamp Thing's suit is obviously rubber, but this movie still rocks. Based on DC cult favorite, "Swamp Thing" follows the transformation of Dr. Alec Holland (Ray Wise) into an intellectual muck monster (Dick Durock). Adding a little sex appeal...okay, A LOT of sex appeal...and some romance is the lovely Cable (Adrienne Barbeau). Louis Jourdan plays arch fiend Arcane, who dukes it out with Swampy. Lot of action, monsters, swamp chases and of course, a love story for the ages.



4)"Conan the Barbarian" (1982): This movie made Arnold Schwarzenegger a star, and it still holds up. Regardless of his recent problems, "Conan" still rocks. Okay, the title character isn't really a super hero, and he was originally a pulp character before appearing in Marvel Comics. I'll still list it though. Great cast: Mako, Sandahl Bergman, surfer Gerry Lopez, Max Von Sydow. And James Earl Jones is absolutely awesome as villain Thulsa Doom. Great orchestral score and cool sword fights. Arnold's new son should be proud!



3) "Flash Gordon" (1980): The special effects have not held up very well. Still "Flash Gordon" is a trippy classic thanks to psychedelic backgrounds, gory violence and rock soundtrack (by Queen). Having solid actors like Max Von Sydow (as Ming), Timothy Dalton (as Barin), Brian Blessed (as Vultan) and Topol (as Zarkov) helps. Oh yeah, Sam J. Jones does a good job as the title character. I was disappointed that a sequel was never made, but have many found memories of this B-classic.



2) "Spider-Man 2" (2004): I can't believe that they're already rebooting the "Spider-Man" franchise. The third film in the first series sucked, but this one is excellent. Spidey battles Dr. Octopus (Alfred Molina in an excellent performance). The fight scenes look like they're lifted straight from a comic book, and director Sam Raimi treats the material with respect. Never too cute, never too serious, "Spider-Man 2" appeals to both fanboys and non-comic fans alike.



1) "Batman Returns" (1992): Fanboys will probably call me an idiot for not listing "The Dark Knight" in this list. Sorry, but I didn't like that movie...but I have great memories of this Tim Burton classic. The caped crusader (Michael Keaton) takes on the Penguin (Danny Devito) and Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer). Corporate tyrant Max Schreck (a scene stealing Christopher Walken) also complicates matters for Bats. This isn't as serious as the Christopher Nolan downers, but it's still fairly dark. It's nearly 20 years old, but I think it's held up fairly well. It might not be true to DC's vision of the masked manhunter, but "Batman Returns" balances cartoon imagery with wicked humor to remain an odd, fun classic.

Dr. Goldfoot Double Feature!!!!

Vincent Price will always be remembered as a horror legend, but he made some wacky comedies too. Today, THIS is running a marathon of kooky 1960s comedies. Among today's films is a double feature of Vincent Price's "Dr. Goldfoot" pics.

These were very silly...and very 60s (and no doubt inspired "Austin Powers")...mad scientist movies starring Price as the diabolical title character and yesteryear's teen idols (Fabian, Dwayne Hickman, Frankie Avalon) trying to foil his fiendish plots.

First up is "Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine" at 4 p.n. The evil Dr. Goldfoot (named for his taste in shoes) constructs an army of robot babes to seduce wealthy bachelors. Avalon and Hickman also star.

At 6 p.m., "Dr. Goldfoot and the Girl Bombs" transplants the action from groovy California to swinging Italy. The tagline is "Meet the Girls with the Thermonuclear Navels!" It's directed by horror legend Mario Bava ("Black Sabbath," "Planet of the Vampires").

Remembering James Arness

An American hero has left the building.

James Arness died on June 3 at the age of 88.

Of course, Arness will be remembered as lawman Matt Dillon on "Gunsmoke." For 20 years, Arness portrayed the tough, quiet U.S. Marshal. We can thank John Wayne for turning down the role of Dillon and recommending friend Arness for the series. Arness was perfect for the part. Standing 6'7", Arness was maintained a strong presence on screen but handled the role as if he were an "everyman." As Dillon, Arness came across as someone that might live down the street from you. That quality made him instantly likable. Add to that his sheer size, and Arness was a very credible lawman.



Arness had plenty of film credits to his name before he was cast on "Gunsmoke." Many of them were westerns (including a few with friend and mentor John Wayne), but the Weekend Drive-In will always recall Arness playing the title character in "The Thing from Another World." He also starred in giant ant epic "Them."

Luckily, Encore Westerns carries the original "Gunsmoke" series and the TV movies that followed. Also, TVLand airs 1970s-era "Gunsmoke" episodes and has online episodes.

Happy trails, James Arness!

Get Some Crackers! Cheesy fun on Hallmark Movie Channel!

These days, Disney is know for big budget blockbusters like the "Pirates of the Caribbean" series and numerous animated hits. Back in the day, Disney made tons of corny B-comedies starring former TV stars and up-and-coming actors...like Kurt Russell.

Next Friday, classic cheesefest "The Barefoot Executive" airs at 3 p.m. (CST) on HMN.

How's this for a plot? Russell plays a mailroom clerk for a TV network who discovers a chimp who has a knack for picking hit TV shows! Honestly, this sounds cooler than the upcoming "Rise of the Planet of the Apes!"

I have not seen this in many years, but it used to be a staple on NBC's "Wonderful World of Disney" back in the 1970s (along with clunkers like "The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes" and "Superdad."

Beware the Naughty Nanny!

Gotta love Lifetime and the Lifetime Movie Network. Mrs. Drive-In Mike got me hooked on these channels, which feature some of the coolest B-thrillers on TV.

This weekend, Lifetime has a great one, "While the Children Sleep." The plot centers on a family (Gail O'Grady and Lifetime movie czar William Moses) who needs a little help around the house. After they hire a nanny, some weird things start to happen. Friends start disappearing, neighbors die mysteriously...stuff like that. It doesn't help that the nanny (a hot and very creepy Mariana Klaveno)has a thing for Moses.

This is a great Saturday afternoon sleazefest, so grab a cocktail, cuddle up with your spouse and enjoy!

Some movie hounds might recall that this movie was retitled "The Sitter" when released on DVD in 2008.

"While the Children Sleep" airs at 2 p.m. (CST) on Lifetime.

Weekend Drive-In is Back Online!

Not sure how many people missed reading Weekend Drive-In updates, but the blog is back. Due to an out of country work assignment and recent loss of a family member, I haven't had much blogging time. Anyways, stay tuned for more preview, reviews and possible interviews.

Saturday Night Soul Cinema!

Why go out this Saturday night? Stay at home and check out THIS TV's blaxploitation marathon. The excellent programmers at THIS have selected three classics: "Sheba, Baby," "Friday Foster" and "Truck Turner."

I can't think of a better way to spend a weekend evening, so pour you favorite beverage and chill out with three awesome action pics.

All times CST:

7:30 p.m. - "Sheba, Baby"
Pam Grier kicks off the party as the title character in this P.I. flick. When Sheba comes back to Louisville, Ky., the bad guys duck for cover. She returns to find her father threatened by sleazy extortionists and finds love with a guy named Brick (Austin Stoker). Look for the late, great D'urville Martin as a villain.

9:30 p.m.- "Friday Foster"
Based on a comic strip, this film focused on Friday (Grier), a magazine photographer who uncovers a plot to kill prominent African Americans (politicians, business leaders). Along for the ride is P.I. buddy Colt Hawkins (Yaphet Kotto). This movie has an all-star cast including Scatman Crothers, Ted Lange, Jim Backus(!) and Eartha Kitt.

11:30 - "Truck Turner"
Before Dog the Bounty Hunter, Truck Turner brought in the bad guys and collected cash. When he kills a pimp in self-defense, Truck's a marked man! Kotto plays his nemesis Harvard Blue, and "Star Trek's" Nichelle Nichols plays a raunchy madam.

Have the Need for Speed?

Next week, "Fast 5" hits theaters. Who knew that 2001's "The Fast and the Furious" would spawn so many hit sequels???

Well, the ORIGINAL "The Fast and the Furious" airs on THIS at 1:30 p.m. (CST), Monday, April 25.

Written and produced by B-movie god Roger Corman, "The Fast and the Furious" focuses on ex-con Frank (John Ireland...who also directs) who winds up on the run from the law with a hostage (Dorothy Malone) in tow.

No Vin Diesel...no Paul Walker...BUT it's a Corman movie. That alone is worth setting the DVR while you're at work!

Happy Birthday James Russo!!!

James Russo is at his best when he's yelling at the top of his lungs or terrorizing someone. Just about every movie I have seen him in features the actor playing an unhinged screamer. Most people recall his scare performance in "Extremities" as a psycho rapist or as a nutcase actor berating Madonna in "Dangerous Game." His greatest role, however, is a small one. In "Fast Times at Ridgemont Hight," Russo appears as a scary hold-up man at the movie's conclusion...classic scene.

Well, Russo turns 58 today, so here's a psychotic shout out to the man who made shouting so cool.

AC in 4-D!!!

Okay, this really isn't movie news...BUT the Weekend Drive-In LOVES Alice Cooper. His music rocks, and he's been in some pretty cool movies: "Wayne's World," "Prince of Darkness."

I still have my fingers crossed that the original AC band will tour one last time to commemorate its induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. In the meantime, the guys will perform a holographic performance (beamed from L.A. to London). Very cool! Get the full scoop here.

Sneak Preview of "Almighty Thor"

Last month, I previewed Asylum's upcoming mockbuster "Almighty Thor." This fantasy epic premieres May 7 on SyFy...the day after Marvel's "Thor" hits the big screen.

The good folks at Asylum just posted some new pics from this straight-to-TV fantasy epic! Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Steven Seagal!!!!

Action activist Steven Seagal turns 60 TODAY! Back in the 1990s, Seagal starred in some of the coolest action movies ever made: "Above the Law," "Hard to Kill," "Out for Justice" and "Under Siege." He also served as martial arts coordinator for some of these films.

These days, Seagal mainly stars in direct to DVD flicks, but he played the antagonist in last year's theatrical release "Machete."

In addition to his extensive film resume, Seagal is a tireless advocate of animal rights and environmental preservation. He's also a musician.

I've looked through the cable guide and couldn't find any Seagal films showing today, but check your local listings. If you spy a Seagal film, set the DVR or sit back with a cold one and enjoy!

From Biker Basher to Counterculture Icon

I am surprised that the character Billy Jack hasn't resurfaced on the big screen. The liberal-minded, Native American military vet packed a punch (and barefooted kicks) in drive-ins across the country.

Played by actor/director/activist Tom Laughlin, Billy Jack was an action hero for a peace and love generation. He defended the oppressed, questioned authority and advocated peace as a solution. Of course, when the latter failed, he would use his Green Beret skills to kick ass.

Three "Billy Jack" movies were released in the 1970s: "Billy Jack," "The Trial of Billy Jack" and "Billy Jack Goes to Washington" (a dud upon arrival with a very limited distribution).

Before these movies, Billy made his debut in biker flick "The Born Losers." It's actually my favorite Billy Jack movie. Here, he takes on a brutal gang of biker thugs and later, engages in a faceoff with police. It's a pretty standard biker movie and solid introduction for Billy (although he doesn't wear his iconic round-brimmed hat.

Check out "The Born Losers" late TONIGHT (11:30 p.m. CST) on THIS.

Laughlin has long promised another "Billy Jack" movie, but nothing has ever come of it. Perhaps the peace-loving kung fu expert could take on terrorists or a divided congress. Who knows? Until Laughlin makes good on his promises, enjoy "The Born Losers."

Dean Cameron Rules THIS Week

He's the ultimate B-movie wiseass, and THIS-TV offers a double dose of him this week.

Dean Cameron is best known as Chainsaw from 80s classic "Summer School." He also played Jeff Spicoli in the TV adaptation of "Fast Times at Ridgmont High. Unlike the other actor who played Spicoli, he hasn't gone on to any Oscar awards. Still, he's been in a few movies worth noting. Among those is "Rockula," which airs at 1 a.m. CST, Monday, April 4. Aside from DC, this horror comedy boasts an awesome supporting cast: Thomas Dolby, Toni Basil and Bo Diddley!

A few days later, Cameron stars in "Miracle Beach." (9 p.m., April 6). The plot focuses on a dude (DC) who discovers a genie (Ami Dolenz...daughter of Monkees drummer Mickey Dolenz).

I'm not sure what DC is up to these days, but set the DVR and prepare for a Deanathon.

One swinging dude...

Apologies on the lack of bloggage for the past month!!

That aside...get ready for one of the original superheroes - Tarzan! Today at 11 a.m. (CSR), Turner Classic Movies presents one of the movies that kicked off a Tarzan craze that lasted for decades.

"Tarzan The Ape Man" launched Johnny Weissmuller's film career in 1932. For my money, he's the best Tarzan to grace the silver screen (Ron Ely's a close second).

A champion swimmer, Weissmuller is often shown in his Tarzan movies charging through exotic rivers being pursued by alligators or trying to save Jane (Maureen O'Sullivan). He also claimed to have developed the classic Tarzan yell.

Weissmuller starred in 12 Tarzan movies. Later, he assumed the role of adventurer Jungle Jim for 13 films.

Hopefully, TCM will host a full-blown Tarzan marathon showcasing all of the actors who played Edgar Rice Burroughs' popular jungle man.

So, I think Weissmuller's the best Tarzan ever. Who's your favorite? Lex Barker? Gordon Scott? Miles O'Keefe?

St. Patty's Day Massacre - "Leprechaun" Marathon on SyFy

I'm not one of those guys who has to run out to a suburban Irish pub and drink his brains out on St. Patrick's Day. Instead, I'd rather put on my green "Godzilla" shirt and watch some traditional Irish cinema...such as today's "Leprechaun" marathon on SyFY.

It's hard to believe that FIVE "Leprechaun" movies were made. Honestly, I've only seen the first one (starring a very young Jennifer Aniston), and it's still worth checking out. Warwick Davis (the lead Ewok in "Return of the Jedi" and the title character in "Willow") plays a demonic leprechaun who kills anyone who's after his pot of gold. The only movie missing in this "Leprechaun" fest is the last entry "Leprechaun: In The Hood" (starring Ice-T.)

See below for a schedule of today's movies. All times (CST).:

9 a.m. - "Leprechaun 4: In Space"
11 a.m., 2 a.m. - "Leprechaun 3"
1 p..m., midnight - "Leprechaun 2"
3 p.m., 10 p.m. - "Leprechaun"

World Premere: 'Battle of Los Angeles" on SyFy

This weekend, "Battle: Los Angeles" hits the big screen. Already, the reviews have been less than kind. I hate to pass judgement on any movie without watching it. Still, this looks too much like a mashup of "Independence Day" and "Transformers."

Tonight, I'll watch SyFy for the world premiere of "Battle of Los Angeles." This is another nifty mockbuster from the creative minds at The Asyslum! The alien invasion begins at 7 p.m. (CST) tonight, March 12 on SyFy. It airs again at 12:30 a.m.

Check out this cast...Nia Peeples (still looks awesome) and Kel "Good Burger" Mitchell.

The official DVD will be available March 22 with bonus material.

So, take your pick this weekend. Two "Battle" flicks to choose from. Which one will you see?