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Saturday, January 28, 2012

Badass Bounty Hunter!!!


Before Duane "Dog" Chapman made bounty hunting hip, Isaac Hayes collected cash for crooks as "Truck Turner."

Of course, Gen-Xers and Yers became familiar with Hayes through his portrayal of Chef on "South Park." Back in the day, the bald badass was a smooth-voiced soul man and could kick ass on the silver screen. This 1974 movie illustrates both of these points as he sings the theme song and takes on a pimp army.

Hayes plays former football star turned bounty hunter, Mack "Truck" Turner. He runs afoul of a murderous madam (Nichelle "Uhura" Nichols). She contracts a killer team of pimps to take out Turner including suave sadist Harvard Blue (the always awesome Yaphet Kotto).

Hayes should have starred in more movies because he's great in this one and delivers some excellent lines: "Before you get that piece out, your ass is air-conditioned!" (Guess you have to see this scene to appreciate the line.)

He's not the only one who's quotable. Nichols is also quite quotable although it's a bit odd to hear the communications officer of the Enterprise use the N-word, P-word, B-word, F-word and a lot of other terms never spoken over Federation airwaves.

"Truck Turner" is one of the earliest gigs for Emmy-nominated director Jonathan Kaplan ("ER," "The Accused").

You can check out this classic on Impact Action on Demand (on Comcast) or track it down on DVD.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Paul Stanley Birthday Weekend!!!!

He's not exactly a film star, but the Weekend Drive-In has to wish Paul Stanley belated birthday wishes. He turned freaking 60 on Friday!!! As the frontman for KISS, Starchild Stanley has been rocking and rolling for decades. While he has limited film credits, Stanley's music with KISS has been featured on several soundtracks.

As an actor, he's best known for the made-for-TV classic "KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park." Back in 1978, this was a HUGE deal for kids...myself included. The actual movie is pretty ridiculous but is worth watching. The band is depicted as a hard rocking super hero team, who confront a mad scientist at an amusement park. Stanley (who shoots lasers from his eye) was the best actor of the group. If you haven't seen it, check it out the Kissology Vol. 2 DVD set.



Paul also has a cameo in the excellent "Detroit Rock City." This is a very underrated rock comedy that captures 1970s KISSmania at its wildest. The plot focuses on four KISS fanatics who are desperately trying to make the band's concert at Detroit's famed Cobo Hall. There are several movies that try to capture the spirt of the 1970s ("Dazed and Confused," "The Stoned Age"), but this one is easily the best.


Happy birthday, Starchild! Keep on rockin'!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Sci Fi Sunday on THIS!

I've probably started too many of these blog entries extolling the greatness of THIS TV. It's hard not to because you can always find cool action flicks, horror classics, B-westerns and cult TV shows ("Outer Limits") on this channel.

I'm a little disappointed that it doesn't air the revived "Elvira's Movie Macabre" show any more, but B-movie beggars can't be choosers.

On Sunday (Jan. 22), THIS features two classic 1950s era sci-fi features: "This Island Earth" (2 p.m.) and "Tarantula." (4 p.m.).



Based on Raymond F. Jones novel of the same name, "This Island Earth" is a great looking movie. The plot is a little hazy at times. It focuses on big-headed aliens from Metaluna, who are under siege by another alien race. Under the leadership of top noggin Exeter (Jeff Morrow), the Metalunans seek aid from the Earth's top scientists including square-jawed Cal Meacham (Rex Reason) and Ruth Adams (Faith Domergue). It's a pretty forgettable film, but its monsters, the Metlunan Mutants, left an impression on many sci-fi fans (and inspired Halloween costumes). It also was the featured flick in "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie."



I clearly recall watching "Tarantula" as a kid. Loved it. I recall freaking out when the lead scientist played by Leo G. Carroll became disfigured. As you can guess, the plot is centered on a giant tarantula terrorizing a desert town. The special effects use a real spider, which looks great in black and white.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Weekend of Birthday Awesomeness!

This is a bit late, but the Weekend Drive-In had to salute a few B-Movie birthday boys.

Let's start with David Bowie, who turns freaking 65 today!!! Yes, he forged his career on the rock stage, but the Space Oddity also has starred in a few film oddities as well. Among these are "The Man Who Fell to Earth," "The Hunger," "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me" and everyone's favorite anti-drug flick "Cristiane F." He's so cool, I have to include two movie trailers in his honor.





Today is also Larry Storch's 89th birthday! He's best known for his role on "F Troop," but he won me over in the original "Ghost Busters" TV show (not connected to the Bill Murray classic). I lived for this show when it aired on Saturday mornings back in the 1970s. This short-lived kiddie show reunited Storch with fellow F Trooper Forest Tucker.



Storch also starred in one of the first R-rated movies I saw in the theater, "Without Warning."



Yesterday, the great Nick Cage turned 48. He's made quite a few classics. I even rank "Ghost Rider" among his top films. Plus, I gotta support a dude who ditched a moneymaking name like Coppola and took the name of Marvel Comics' Power Man. My favorite Nick movie? "Wild at Heart!"



And of course, Jan. 6 marked the coolest birthday of all...MINE! Happy birthday to me...Capricorns rule!

Busey's Back!

I have a new favorite TV show..."Celebrity Wife Swap." I never had an interest in watching the regular version of this trash TV show, but Mrs. Drive-In Mike turned me on to it last week. Luckily, the episode I watched starred B-movie great Gary Busey.

These days, Busey's known as being a pretty far out dude. Check out last week's "Celebrity Wife Swap" episode for examples of his eccentricities. Some folks attribute Busey's weird behavior to head injuries sustained during a near fatal motorcycle crash.

Nuts or not, Busey always have place in film history for a near flawless performance as the title character in "The Buddy Holly Story."

Anyways, Busey also has had memorable supporting roles in a number of classic action flicks: "Lethal Weapon," "Predator 2," "Point Break."

Busey headlined a pair of forgotten and very cool action pics in the 1980s. Both of these pop up on cable (Impact Action on Demand, THIS), so keep an eye out for them.

"Eye of the Tiger" features Busey as a Vietnam vet trying to rebuild his life. He rekindles the romantic flames with his wife and reconnects with his daughter, but finds trouble with a gang of motorcycle thugs (led by biker film badass William Smith) and corrupt sheriff (Seymour Cassel). It's a lot better than you'd imagine, and Busey's pretty good as the likable hero. Yaphet Kotto plays his sidekick. Of course, the seminal Survivor song is on the soundtrack.



He's also awesome in "Bulletproof," one of the era's better "Rambo" clones. Busey stars as Bulletproof McBain, special agent turned super cop. His nickname comes from the fact that he's survived being shot in the line of action so many times. He's given the task of recovering a stolen attack unit, the Thunderblast, from terrorists. Henry Silva plays the main bad guy, and William Smith plays a Soviet officer (much like his role in "Red Dawn"). This is a pretty wild action flick and requires much suspension of disbelief. Still, I liked it! Busey definitely had promise as a leading action hero. He ultimately would be pigeonholed as a villain in many of his movies. Check out this movie or "Eye of the Tiger" and let me know what you think.

Saturday, January 7, 2012

The Weekend Drive-In Returns!

Well, it's been more than two months since the Weekend Drive-In has been open for business. No excuses on my part. Work and other issues pushed this blog to the back burner. Anyways, it's 2012 and I've FINALLY gotten into the 21st century (thank you, Netflix). So, I have access to more B-movies. Look for more previews, reviews, features, etc.