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Monday, December 20, 2010

Monday Night Jiggle Fest


Have Flix? Then, set your DVR for a genuine jiggle fest featuring three beach movies: Lifeguard, Hot Resort and The Bikini Shop.

Lifeguard (9:05 p.m., CST) is the most serious of the three B-bikini flicks. Sam Elliot stars as Rick, a thirtysomething with no ambitions other than being a lifeguard. After attending his high school reunion and reuniting with an old flame (the hot Anne Archer), he begins to reevaluate his life.

Hot Resort (10:45 p.m., CST) has been sitting in my DVR for about a week already. It sounds like the typical 1980s comedy. The plot focuses on some guys who take jobs at a Caribbean resort then find themselves at odds with a gang of snobs. Of course, what better way to settle differences than with a rowing contest?? Sounds like any 80s ski/river/surfing/skating film, BUT it stars Frank "Riddler" Gorshin! So, it has to be cool.

The Bikini Shop (12:30 p.m., CST) is the story of two brothers who inherit a swimsuit shop on a California beach. One of the bros (played by now serious actor Bruce Greenwood) is a party animal while the other has just graduated from business school. They come up with crazy ways to keep the store alive and pick up babes in the process.

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